I decided that once I hit ten stories, I'd start a master fic list. That day has arrived! Not technically, since the tenth story is still a work in progress, but hey, whatevs!
( Master fanfic list below cut... )
here at TWoP. Some snippets:
• Previously, on Smallville, I used to have a functioning liver and was not an alcoholic. .
• First there was Clark and Lana, then Clark and Chloe, then Clark and Lex, and Clark and Lana again, then Clark and Wolfgirl, and Clark and Lana, then Clark and Alicia, then Lana and Adam, then Lana and Jason, then Lana and Lex, Clark and Lois, then Lois and Oliver, Lois and Grant, Clark and Lana again and finally Clark and Lois kicked off another round of Smallville hell by kissing last week.
• But bonus points go to Clark for finally finding a way to shut her up.
• Major Zod agrees to stop it and supports Jor-El calling him one of the greatest scientific minds on Krypton.
• And it’s pretty clear that teh gay runs in the family, folks, as Jor-El and Zod exchange one of many smoldering unspoken guy love gazes at each other.
• I’m just saying that my Hoyayometer readings were off the scale.
And this piece of 24 carat GOLD just kills me -
• Tess’ crew kidnaps Jor-El, Chloe gets KO’ed by the old man, and she reveals that she wired the Kent home for A/V and neglected to tell Clark.
• She sells the shower cam feed to one “LexYouUp69” for a monthly fee of $250,000.
Dread is a genius. 'Nuff said. ;-)
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Back with an update, yay! It's a but short, but...*shrugs*
I'm going to eat humble pie here and beg to complete this in *hangs head* 20 chapters. I'm having trouble keeping it short, but as long as you all enjoy reading it, I have no problem writing it!
Also, I am woefully behind on all your lovely comments, but I will get around to it, I promise!
In the meantime...enjoy! :-)
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Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: PG13 (this chapter; fic is rated NC-17)
Warnings: None
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: Lots and lots of it. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 17... )
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Do y'all still love me?
Okay, because I was so mean with the Chapter 14 evil cliffie, and because you had to wait so long for the yesterday's update, I decided to be extra-nice and give you Chapter 16 a mite early. It meant I had to write on a weekend, which I don't usually do, but hey, what can I say...I love you all that much. :-)
So here's Temptress, Chapter 16.
Enjoy!
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Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: this chapter PG13 (fic is rated NC-17)
Warnings: None
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: Oh please, yes. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 16... )
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Right, where did I leave y'all? Oh, yes - up a particularly nasty cliff, that's where! :-P
At last, here's the next chapter of Temptress. Nice and long. Told you I wouldn't leave you up there forever!
Enjoy.
Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: Gimme gimme gimme. J
Awesome banner by the amazing
m_strangchild . Many thanks, Miranda! :)
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 15... )
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Enjoy some chocolate cake - on me. :)
Last one, I swear! :-D
Here you go. Hope you all like it, and Happy Pumpkin Day!
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Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Smut
Timeline: Season 6 (Wither, with a partial rewrite of Zod)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark draws inspiration from Chloe’s Halloween Costume
Feedback: All day, everyday. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 5... )
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Anyway, here we go. Chapter 4 in the house. Please do no go behind cut if you are under 18. Thanks.
Everyone else - enjoy!
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Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Smut...and smut. :)
Timeline: Season 6 (Wither, with a partial rewrite of Zod)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark draws inspiration from Chloe’s Halloween Costume
Feedback: All day, everyday. J
Read story from the beginning here.
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Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum!
Naughty chapter in the house, oh yum!
Chapter 3 of Big Bad Wolf. Please heed the warnings, and do not go behind cut if you are not over 18.
Thanks!
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Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Smut, yah...
Timeline: Season 6 (Wither, with a partial rewrite of Zod)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark draws inspiration from Chloe’s Halloween Costume
Feedback: All day, everyday. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 3... )
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Here's more of my Halloween fic...
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m_strangchild . Many thanks, Miranda! :)
Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17 eventually; this chapter PG
Warnings: None at the moment
Timeline: Season 6 (Wither, with a partial rewrite of Zod)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark draws inspiration from Chloe’s Halloween Costume
Feedback: All day, everyday. J
Read previous chapter here.
( Chapter 2... )
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I'll do my best to post all the chapters today.
Enjoy. And Happy Halloween in advance. A-whoooooooo!!!
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Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark
Rating: NC17 eventually; this chapter PG
Warnings: None at the moment
Timeline: Season 6 (Wither, with a partial rewrite of Zod)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark draws inspiration from Chloe’s Halloween Costume
Feedback: All day, everyday. J
Based on a prompt by Zannah25 at KSite.
Author’s Note: For the purposes of this story, the plant-pimping prostitute who escaped from the Phantom Zone either:
(a) hasn’t been discovered,
(b) hooked up with Henry James Olsen ‘Me Plantgirl, You James’ style, or
(c) choked and croaked on some poison oak. (Hey, that rhymes!J )
In other words, she’s not a factor. J
( Chapter 1... )
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Many happy returns, babes. Have a good one - you deserve it! :-D
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Midweek update of Temptress is ready in the form of Chapter 14!
I know y'all are anxious for The Chlark Talk already, but you know me; I have a bagful of spanners, and I've decided to throw one in the works.
Here you go. Please don't hate me! :-/
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Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: PG13 (this chapter; fic is rated NC-17)
Warnings: None
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: I like it. I want it. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 14... )
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...to
chloista4ever and
fehrplay . Sorry this is coming so late!
Hope you both had a wonderful day. :)
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Another Friday, another update. Woot!
Chapter 13 of Temptress is up.
Enjoy!
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Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: PG13 (this chapter; fic is rated NC-17)
Warnings: Foul language
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: With ice-cream and sugar on it. And a cherry. And sprinkles. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
( Chapter 13... )
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...found here. Side-splittingly funny!
Teasers:
• Clark gets telepathy.
• He can read Lois’ mind.
• It’s a lot like a lewd Dick and Jane book: ‘See Clark. See Clark’s butt. Nice butt.’
• Clark uses these awesome powers the same way any red-blooded American male would. To totally get into the hot chick’s pants.
• The issues of invading someone’s privacy in such an intimate way are not touched upon.
• The bomb was rigged to a timer set remotely on a robot copy of Toyman complete with realistic skin and eyes.
• So Toyman is responsible for Judgment Day? I would not have guessed that.
• Clark melts its face off.
• I think it would have been hilarious if he had been wrong.
• Clark: You’re a robot! <Heat vision>
• Cue Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting
• Toyman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
• Clark: Eww… eww… wow. My bad.
• Clark talks to Oliver
• Clark: I haven’t been there for you. I know you’re hurting and you’re afraid of not who you are, but of who you might become. You may have given up on yourself, but I haven’t given up on you.
• Oliver: Nice speech.
• Clark: Thanks. I wrote it for Lex four years ago and meant to give it to him, but I saw something shiny and forgot, and then you took over his company and blew him up, so in a way, it’s almost like he’s here with us.
• Oliver: Well, him or an obvious stand-in that looks nothing at all like Lex except for the shaved head. What you couldn’t cut Rosenbaum a check to even recycle past footage for three seconds of show time?
Mid-week update in the house!
Chapter 12 of Temptress is up. Please adhere to warnings, and if you are under 18, please go elsewhere now. Thank you.
Enjoy!
Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Chlark/Kaloe
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Very graphic sex. Consider yourself warned.
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: Let me have it. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
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I am so behind on this! Apologies, all.
Happy belated birthday to
Happy, happy birthday to my fellow Brit,
Cake for all!
ETA: Anyone thirsty? :) Just for you, Dawnie...

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Chapter 11 of Temptress ready and waiting.
Rated NC-17. Contains very graphic sex. Please do not go behind the cut if you are under 18.
If you are of age - knock yaself out. :)
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Title: Temptress
Author: BabyDee
Pairing: Kaloe
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Very graphic sex. You have been warned.
Timeline: Season 4 (after Spell)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the CW & DC comics.
Summary: Clark buys Chloe some perfume as a pressie. But the red tint of the scent wasn’t gotten from rose petals. Oops.
Feedback: You know what to do. J
Read previous chapter here.
Read story from the beginning here.
However, don't be surprised if you peep in next week and see something completely different - I seem to be in a fickle, flighty mood these days.
What can I say? The stars must be in alignment for Gemini, or something. :)
ETA: I know it's pretty and all, but how easy do you all find it to read from? Do you find you have to do too much scrolling, is the type too small...?
Please let me know your thoughts!
ETA again: ...aaaaaand I decided to revert back to my old faithful. It was fun while it lasted! :)
